Parenting Humor Makes Tweets Unforgettable

Parenting is hard. There is no way around it. Pre-children people may imagine themselves doing crafts, singing songs, and exploring the library with their still unborn children. Then they have a child and reality hits. Children take parents to the edge of their sanity and then push a little harder. Humor seems to be a common thread amongst parents dealing with the daily challenges of helping small human beings turn into responsible adults.

Social media has allowed parents to share their tears, frustrations, and laughter. An ongoing list of funny parent tweets shows just how ridiculous and universal the struggle for sanity is. Take for example a tweet from @sarcasticmommy4, “If my kids could just do what I say & stop complaining about every single thing, I could be the parent I always wanted to be.” Food, clothing, television shows, the air they breathe—kids will complain about anything.

If they’re not complaining, they’re fighting with a sibling. As @R_A_Dadass tweets, “I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love to fight over whose turn it is to push the elevator button.” Children will fight to tears over who gets the last cookie let alone an elevator button. Playing referee is par for the parenting course. There’s no way around it.

As parents muddle through, they reach important milestones, “I’ve reached the stage of parenthood where jeans are my fancy pants.” (@ramblinma) and have epiphanies, “Cargo pants are basically just dad leg purses.” (@Dadpression). It’s an exhausting journey, but through it all, parents discover that, while parenting is hard, it is worth it. The moments of joy appear while quietly reading a book together or lying on the grass looking for shapes in the clouds. They can be few and far between, but they are there. In the meantime, laughter can carry parents through to the next ‘aha’ moment of happiness.

Man Wrecks Tvs Worth $6,000

If you ever think that you are having a bad day just know that at least you did not wreck $6,000 worth of televisions. That is what happened to one man in England recently, and the video is making the rounds.

The Huffington Post reported on the story and even showed the video to go along with it. The customer was leaning down to take a look at the television screen when he ended up knocking it over and into another television screen. That was crazy because the two sets together have a value of about $6,000.

The customer has not yet been identified, but people are already laughing so much at the video. The video is pretty funny because we can all relate to what this experience might be like. We can all understand what it might feel like to be in a situation like that, and we might even feel like it is something that we could see ourselves involved in.

The person who got himself stuck in a bad situation like this made it even worse by reacting in such a way to the first television falling over. He sort of snapped back and ended up bumping another television set over as a result. That was certainly not what he thought he was going to get into when he went in the store.

Perhaps at the end of the day the store will just take the free marketing that they are getting from the video as payment enough for the televisions that were ruined. Maybe the customer will also come forward and identify himself as well.

Newest Viral Sensation Involves a Naked Japanese Guy, An Electric Fan, a Table Cloth and a Tea Cup

If you’ve been sleeping under a rock or lost in the forest for an extended period of time, you may not have heard about the newest viral sensation to hit the internet. Or maybe you seem to recall mentions of that naked Japanese guy and a table cloth around the office, but you just haven’t gotten around to checking it out. Well, whatever the reason, it’s time to bring you up to date because this guy is simply too great not to see for yourself.

Kazuhisa Uekusa is a comedian from Japan’s Saitama Prefecture. At 29 years old, this innovative fellow has found himself to be the latest global sensation due to his rather unique talent. We’ve all seen versions of the table cloth trick in which someone yanks a cloth off a table so swiftly that it doesn’t disturb the place settings of fine china, glassware and silver. Well, Uekusa takes this classic bit to a new level by using his naked body as the surface upon which strategically placed cups and saucers are set.

His videos began circulating on Twitter just recently after he posted one he had leftover from a series of television show performances. Hating to see the clip go to waste, he stuck it up online and was then surprised to see how popular his parlor trick was becoming. His latest version involves the cloth being wrapped up in an electric table fan so that when it unravels, it is pulled from beneath the cups without causing them to crash to the floor.

Pretty amazing, huh? While it may be a bit risque and more than a little bizarre, this viral sensation is also simply too amazing not to see.

Ed Sheeran Fans Receive a Pleasant Surprise!

The hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, premiered its seventh season on July 16, 2017. After much anticipation of what would happen, social media came alive with live, play-by-play accounts of what was occurring, especially when popular English singer-songwriter, Ed Sheeran appeared on the screen! Fans of the artist did a double-take to make sure that their eyes were not deceiving them. Although it was brief, Sheeran did not disappoint with his melodic voice, causing fans to appreciate his cameo appearance that much more. It was certainly an unexpected, pleasant surprise, but not for everyone. Many faithful ‘Thrones’ watchers took to Twitter expressing their disapproval of the casting choice and were so persistent that Sheeran temporarily deactivated his account or at least it seemed that way. The singer did not outright admit this, but the timing seemed to be too much of a coincidence.

What originally began as a kind gesture for ‘Thrones’ actress, Maisie Williams, who is a huge Sheeran fan, soon backfired as it overshadowed the first episode. The audience was more distracted by seeing the singer-songwriter than they were with watching the series premiere unfold. While the series took a bit of a hit on Sunday, it should not be too hard for it to recover since it is a tremendous fan favorite.

There may be more surprises in store on Game of Thrones, but it isn’t clear whether Sheeran will be one of them. At the same time, anything is possible. Based on the fallout last Sunday, it is probably unlikely.

The Question is Why When It Comes to the Times Square Olive Garden

Eating at a local restaurant while on vacation is often seen as a way to get a feel for the surroundings. The idea is that eating at chain restaurants that you can find back home is pointless and gives you a homogenized idea of what the food culture is truly like in that specific area.

In the case of a Reddit post that went up on July 16, that philosophy was put to the test when people were asked why they ate at an Olive Garden restaurant that’s located in Times Square. The ubiquitous nature of the restaurant guarantees that virtually anyone living in the United States can likely find one where they live.

The irony of the situation is that the Times Square restaurant is never short of customers. Given its location, the likelihood of paying more money that they ordinarily would seems obvious, yet the massive size of the restaurant and the crowds that continually populate them still has people waiting to be seated.

The viral nature of the post has led to more than 11,000 comments in just two days, with those posters offering a variety of reasons for making such a choice. Some were simply hungry, some liked the fact that the restaurant offers free refills. One indicated that it was one of the few options available in the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy in 2012. Meanwhile, the economics of Olive Garden’s pricing led one school trip chaperone to note that their tight budget didn’t allow for any other considerations.

Yet some offered humorous takes on their decision, with one mention of the restaurant’s breadsticks turning into a side discussion. Another noted that a friend of his chooses Olive Garden when he’s in the pro

British Habits That Make Americans Say WTF

When Americans think of British culture, words like ‘sophisticated’ and ‘refined’ usually come to mind. It turns out that folks in the United Kingdom have certain really weird habits that make us say WTF.

What could our neighbors across the pond possible do that would make us think their heads aren’t quite screwed on straight? For starters, they keep their washing machine in the kitchen. Instead of eating beans out of a bowl or off a plate like a normal human being, Brits put it on toast. Yes, toast, bread from the toaster. If you order pudding over there you’ll probably be disappointed if you expect to get a bowl of smooth chocolate or tapioca, since they’ll serve you a piece of tasty cake with a weird texture instead. And guess what they serve for dessert at family dinners? Spotted dick. Not kidding, but at least it’s not as obscene as it sounds.

They sell wine in plastic cups in convenience stores, and their orange juice comes either with or without ‘juicy bits’ in it. Brits don’t get the concept of tipping, apparently, since bartenders over there get worried as to why Americans try to give them extra money. They say ‘fortnight’ instead of two weeks.

Some Brits wear bum bags, but that’s just what they call fanny packs. They keep a big plastic container they refer to as a wash-up bowl in the kitchen sink to wash dishes in instead of sudsing up the sink, for absolutely no logical reason I can think of. Rather than having knobs for hot and cold water, the Brits decided to install two separate faucets in each sink, which I’m guessing makes plumbers over there pretty happy. And they lose their minds when they find out Americans don’t use egg cups, because we eat our eggs off a plate like normal people.

Cheerio!

Funny Viral Trends in 2017 This Far

The Internet is an endless spring of entertainment. More and more comedic content is popping up, and some are left in the past. Most of the content features memes and vines which sprout out from unsuspecting source materials such as movies, celebrity interviews, animals and children behaving funny, and above all real life situations.

Not too long ago, the primary source of comedic content was Vine which is no longer around. There are other outlets, however, that serve as a platform for people to share some entertainment. We are halfway into 2017, and the memes and comedic clips have come and gone, and of course, more are emerging.

Some of the most recent funny viral trends were memes such as ‘my name is Jeff’ which came from a movie that hit the theaters this year. There was something sad yet comedic in the way the actor said the phrase and that had many video content creators use it as a punch line to relay awkwardness.

Another viral trend on the internet this year has been the fidget spinner. It was originally for relaxation purposes, but it turned into somewhat of a meme when the toy became so overly saturated on the internet. People made a laugh out of throwing fidget spinners in the trash or pretending to play the character of the ”basic” person.

Memes have been around for about a decade. Almost each one of the creators is unknown, but their creations are used to entertain millions of teenagers and young adults every day. Content creators use them in unique ways and come up with new things in the process. What makes a good meme is usually the relatability and the comedic value while in some cases it is the cringy and awkward feeling they inspire. Memes are the internet’s way of expressing oneself.

Cue The Dancing Hotdog Having Wild Thoughts

Snapchat has become one of the world’s most used photo sharing apps, with a large audience of millennials. With how popular the app has become, and with the sheer enormity of users who utilize this app on a daily basis, there are bound to be numerous memes and videos that emerge out of Snapchat and all that it offers, with the dancing hot dog being one of the most recent.

The dancing hotdog is something that almost every Snapchat user now knows about, considering that it came out just recently. The dancing hotdog has received much love from the snap chat community, with numerous people now tuning to this to put a humorous spin on their snaps that they send to their friends. But it isn’t just Snapchat users who are taken up by the idea of the dancing hot dog. Numerous memes and videos have now started surfacing on the internet paying tribute to this character. One video, in particular, has gained a lot of attention – for being an entire music video dedicated to the dancing hotdog.

Amari Ferguson is a nineteen-year-old Snapchat user who took the idea of the dancing hotdog and turned it into something worth watching. To the tune of Wild Thoughts by DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna, one can see the dancing hot dog busting out some pretty incredible moves. The video was an instant hit, with people constantly retweeting and sharing the video on social media. The video got numerous positive reviews, with numerous people even remixing the songs and changing it up to fit more beats. Being an art student, Amari Ferguson saw this as a brilliant way to incorporate popular culture into a project of his own, and he sure did see a lot of success doing so. The thirty-second video can be found on Youtube, and on Amari Ferguson’s twitter page, and of course, the numerous people retweeting it!

Recap This Article About lime Crime

Lime Crime is an up and coming cosmetics line that is making waves in the beauty industry for their edgy products that keep up with the latest trends. The Internet darling cosmetics brand has a following of 2.6 million people on Instagram and releases products that encourage self-expression.

 

The most recent makeup item to be released from Lime Crime is “Scandal,” which features plenty of pigmentation with the deep purple color shade of the lipstick. US Weekly claimed that the lip color “oozes sex appeal and solidifies #bosslady status.”

 

Women who want to rock a bold and dramatic look can wear “Scandal” to the office or when headed out on the town. The deep color shade makes it easy to feel confident for those who have a bit of attitude and embrace their independence.

 

Lime Crime CEO Doe Deere stated, “Scandal is for girls who like a touch of punk-rock edge & have that don’t-care attitude. Pair it with bold black liner & get ready to stir up some controversy.”

 

The lipstick looks best by moisturizing the lips with lip balm 15 minutes before applying the lipstick to avoid dryness. It’s important to pat dry excessive oils that may be present with a tissue and apply Velvetines directly to lips with the use of a lip brush for even application. The lip brush will add more definition and precision to the lips to create a flawless look.

 

Deere wears the color shade under “Trip Diamond Crusher,” which brings out the violet undertones of the lipstick and highlights the lips to create a stunning look.

 

Those who want to change out their purple lip colors in each season can take advantage of similar color shades that are available through Lime Crime’s entire collection. Some of the most popular lip colors that are available through the brand include Raven, Jinx, and Fetish.

 

Lime Crime is based in Los Angeles, CA and creates products that don’t just cover up imperfections but also empower women to express themselves with their creativity. All of the cosmetics that are used are certified cruelty-free and vegan.

The Fun Things on the Internet that Show Up Every Day

The internet certainly evolves and develops faster than any other media that we know of. In the online world, trends come and go with very fast pace.

For example, on last year Viners were all that the internet was consuming, and now Vine is one of the biggest guilty pleasures of the network. Who didn’t catch the popularization of the social media Ask.fm two years ago? And the popularization of the Twitch memes? How come that now they are one of the cringiest things on the internet?

Trends come and go, and one of the most everlasting places to find the latest trends is the good old YouTube and its potential to have something new for the internet every single day.

One of the best channels to visit to have a good laugh is the channel “Cut,” that constantly releases footage of dozens of people doing the same thing, but to each on their own. This week, for example, their newest Viral video was the “100 people share their evil laugh,” and it is certainly loads of fun to see awkward and cringe moments where the evil laugh is something much funnier that you expected.

Twitter and Facebook are great places to find new funny videos as well. For example, lately, there’s been a video circling the network about a security robot that patrols on its own. That is fine, but there is footage that shows the robot simply falling on a pool, helpless, while trying to execute its commands.

How can we talk about the funniest news without mentioning politics? Donald Trump, doesn’t matter if you support him or not, certainly increased the availability of funny videos on the internet regarding politics in the U.S.

In 19 of July, for example, there’s proof that the wife of the Japan’s Prime, Minister Shinzo Abe, met with the president in an afternoon, and told him that she did not know how to speak English just to blatantly avoid talking with the man, while she later showed to the internet that her English was perfectly fluent.

Hurry up: By the time you are reading this article, there’s already something new to digest from the immortal pool of memes that is called “the Internet.”